Aaron Carter has finally come out of the closet with the fact that former girlfriend/Disney starlet Lindsay Lohan is a better kisser than other former girlfriend/Disney starlet Hilary Duff, because Hilary slurps a lot. Carter learned the bad side of slurping after making out with the random in the above photo. Now that he is dating older women (like Hulk Hogan’s daughter) maybe he doesn’t mind a little slurping, as long as it is below the belt. Speaking of which, what about that gay threesome with Hayden Christiansen and his boyfriend?
Anyway, at least Lindsay got her comeuppance after Carter made fun of her lip synching a few months ago. Who needs a skilled set of pipes when you’ve got a skilled tongue? Now she can concentrate on her new serious acting role beside her idol Meryl Streep in Robert Altman’s new film A Prairie Home Companion. Hopefully she will not have to be pulled aside and replaced.