She started out such a meek little thing in 1999. Now Britney Spears is throwing out her husband for smoking pot! (via The Fix) Why didn’t this happen the first time she heard his unfortunate new rap song (to perhaps be debuted live at the Billboard awards next week!)? What about all those times he wore hideous silk-screened blazers?
BONUS: Enjoy a special birthday photo retrospective from Oh No They Didn’t!