!! In the name of humanity !!

I don’t know about you all, but I love me a good cockfight. So do some people in Oklahoma, which is why it was such a shame when the rest of the people in Oklahoma banned it in 2002 with a referendum. Fortunately, Oklahoma State Senator (and cockfighting aficionado) Frank Shurden has been doing a little thinking outside the box in the hours when he hasn’t been trying to “de-nut” sex offenders. His proposed solution would involve putting little boxing gloves on the roosters before thrusting them into the ring, resulting in only bruises and no cuts. “Everybody wins!”