One might assume the contract for MTV’s reality show Ex On The Beach has a clause in it for the show’s stars to release extremely bold, naked selfies to the internet! At least you’d think so if you were to have seen fellow castmate Brandon Myer‘s recent snaps! Well, fellow reality bro Marco Alexandre is showing us more than just ‘the higher the hair, the closer to God’ after the NSFW jump! He’s sort of got a modern Kid n Play vibe going on…
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His cock is nothing special, so not sure why he chose a selfie angle that would make it look about 2 inches long.
But seriously, guys. Can we take a moment to appreciate all his cosmetics in front of that mirror? It takes so much to look that douchey.
I like uncut guys but that is a truly unfortunate angle on a foreskin
meh.
He can get it
Sorry, was there a naked man in the photo? I was distracted by the pig sty.
So does he pose like a complete douchebag in every picture taken of him, or did we just get lucky?
Hey, y’all don’t have any desire, I’ll surely step in.
I would LOVE to sniff that penis.
Bad angle and ugly peen
my mouth is watering
gross