Last night two college students at the University of Arizona ran onstage and threw pies at Ann Coulter while she was giving a speech! Unfortunately they missed her face, but they did manage to hit her on the shoulder, staining her very expensive and undoubtedly hideous top (I wish I could find a photo).
In somewhat older news, I just read pieces of the transcript of the phone conversations between Bill O’Reilly and his secretary, Andrea Mackris, who is suing him for being a pervert and saying gross things to her over the phone. The best part of this story is that Bill O’Reilly likes to use a vibrator while masturbating! I’ll bet his anus is looser than Jim McGreevey‘s.