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OMG, welcome to the new millennia: James St. James’ open letter to the newly released Michael Alig

» Posted By Igor On Tuesday, May 6, 2014 | category: Hey Boo | 2 comments

Prisoner #97A6595 aka Michael Alig, the murderous club kid who offed his dealer with some draino back in the 90’s was released this week after…

OMG, hide your dealers, hide your Drano: Infamous ‘club kid’ turned murderer Michael Alig could soon be free

» Posted By Igor On Friday, January 31, 2014 | category: Hey Boo | 0 comments

Michael Alig, the man who rose to fame as a well-known promoter/club kid in the 90’s by throwing wild parties at places like the Limelight,…

OMG, if you see this man, do not approach him: Texas Police Release World’s Least Helpful Police Sketch

» Posted By Igor On Wednesday, January 22, 2014 | category: LOL | 1 comment

Whoever the police sketch artist is over at Texas’s Lamar Country sheriff’s department, needs a RAISE! Or a Gatorade and a greasy hamburger, cause they’re…

OMG, presenting Cuba’s newest jailhouse bottom b*tch: Russian Gay-Basher Arrested in Cuba

» Posted By Igor On Monday, January 20, 2014 | category: Celebs, LGBTQ+ | 0 comments

You may have heard of Maxim “The Cleaver” Martsinkevich, a Russian fascist who filmed himself torturing gays on webcam (including this former Ukrainian X-factor contestant),…

OMG, think of the children! Police Raid Justin Bieber’s House, Find Ecstasy And Xanax Party Underway

» Posted By Igor On Wednesday, January 15, 2014 | category: Fail, Music | 2 comments

I absolutely refuse to belieb this! Apparently, the po-po raided Justin Bieber‘s home this week to gather evidence for a childish prank involving egg-throwing directed…