Guest Survivor Commentary
Tonight on the first Nude Survivor, the fuzzy dots were at an alltime high. Nothing makes me more erect than a man’s blurred out privates…
How to rank the Paradise Monkeys
“You know that movie Braveheart? You know how proud all those guys were of their country and how such a little country like Scotland could…
This is an up-to-the-minute Paradise Hotel post!
So I just found out from the very exotic Amanda Byram, the sassy British beauty who serves as announcer for Paradise Hotel, that the winner…
And I NEVER want to leave. EVER.
Tonight I saw my first episode of “Paradise Hotel,” a stroke of reality television genius that you can only watch on FOX, home of all…