Jake Gyllenhaal confirms that he showers
“I answered a question where I was being ironic and sarcastic … It’s been following me around ever since … I showered before I came here”
pic.twitter.com/Ddri0i9IL7— Culture Crave (@CultureCrave) September 19, 2021
He wants to clear the air! He doesn’t smell. And if he does — it probably smells like fresh puppies laying in the sun. Check out Jake Gyllenhaal above!
Online media and social media sensationalized a somewhat obviously sly throwaway comment? I’d never have guessed. Glad I didn’t read the 300 thinkpieces on the politics of Jake’s not washing.