!! Politics !!

!! OMG, WATCH: A man pranked a Vancouver city councillor into calling him ‘Jackin Daddyoff’ !!

Someone Bart Simpson-ed the heck out of Vancouver Councillor Pete Fry. Vancouver City Council was discussing a rezoning application for a proposed housing development Tuesday evening when it opened up the hearing to questions from the public.

“We’re gonna now hear from the public starting with speaker number 1, Jackin Daddyoff. Jackin Daddyoff on the line?”

After a 15-second delay, Fry repeats, “Speaker number 1, Jackin Daddyoff.” The caller then launched into a wild tirade about martial arts. Check it out after the jump!

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!! OMG, werk your kooky, hunnie! GOP candidate claims Colorado’s out gay governor is secretly straight !!

Can you even imaj!? This is so ridiculous. Danielle Neuschwanger, who is running in the Republican primary to be governor of Colorado, is getting attention for a WILD claim that the current governor of Colorado, Gov. Jared Polis , is hiding a big secret: he’s actually straight.

Danielle has said that Gov. Jared Polis pretended to be gay to get elected and staged a “sham” wedding to his husband, all while he’s having secret “swingers parties.” Some of Danielle’s finest quotes:

“You guys want to know something crazy about Polis? He’s not even gay,” she said, in audio captured by an attendee.

“I didn’t know any of this until, like, we got involved in politics,” she continued. “So, his real name is Jared Schutz, and he was married to a woman, who he used to abuse the heck out of.”

She said that Polis sexually assaulted a woman and then changed his name from Schutz to Polis. She also said he got involved in politics at the behest of “Tom Gill” (she was probably referring to gay billionaire Tim Gill), who “figured out the way to get the gays in Colorado was to have someone run for governor who is gay. So, right before this happened, they told Jared Polis he had to get divorced.”

“Well, everyone said, when he was running for governor, no one knew he was gay,” she continued. “But all of a sudden, right before he won, he came out as the first Jewish gay guy in Colorado. He’s not actually gay! So then, they bring in Marlon — and, you know, have you ever seen him and Marlon have public displays of affection, hold hands, kiss, hug?”

She said that Polis and his head of security “sneak prostitutes in and out of his apartment in Boulder all the time, and they have swingers’ parties and all kinds of things. He’s not gay! When we heard this, I was like, ‘You’re kidding me!’”

“They never even kissed at their wedding. It’s all a sham. I really want to put him in a jail cell,” she said.”

LOVELY! Daniella seems… sweet! We have to give it to Danielle for upping the ante on crazy! She is def serving Republi-delusion on a whole other level! BUT if she does come correct (she doesn’t) then we really commend Jared for following wise-woman TS Madison‘s mantra and stepping his bussy up, suckin a dick — to get a JAAHB!

[via LGBTQnation]

!! OMG, YESS! Canada bans Conversion Therapy, if you try it – you GO TO JAIL! !!

“It’s a fantastic day,” Justice Minister and Attorney General David Lametti told reporters after the vote. “This is what we can do when Parliament works together.”

“I dream of the day when LGBTQ2 issues are no longer political footballs. And we are one day closer to that future,” said MP Randy Boissonnault.

The passing of Bill C-4 now has made it a crime punishable by up to five years in prison to cause another person to undergo conversion therapy. The 11-page bill also criminalizes promoting, advertising, or profiting from providing the practice, with those found guilty of these offences facing up to two years in prison.

WOOHOO! Finally, some good fucking news in this world! Think of how many lives will not be ruined and can be saved as a result of this decision! As Oprah would say:

!! OMG, spooky! PETA launches gruesome online shop with goods made of ‘human’ leathers !!

Halloween may be over, but PETA has launched a satirical online store that sells clothing items made from “human leather”.

UrbanOutraged.com shows jackets, purses, belts, and shoes made of human skin. Closer inspection reveals nipples, teeth, and other gruesome body parts on the clothing. The store is to put pressure on other stores that sell fur and animal skins such as Urban Outfitters.

They really go for it! Check out more from PETA’s macabre collection after the jump!

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!! OMG, Matt McConaughey shares cryptic and actor-y political video !!

Oscar-winning actor Matthew McConaughey took to Twitter to announce he is working to invest in “leaders” and learn about politics and “connect”. Although he says he’s not running for Texas governor in 2022… maybe he’s trying to run for President? Terrifying.

We’re reluctant to feel very trusting of this, as McCounaughey tends to swing more conservative.

Check out what he has to say after the jump!

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!! OMG, Cursing woman caught on camera destroying neighbour’s ‘love is love’ and BLM sign !!

A belle from Denver, Colorado is in deep shit after being caught on camera destroying a neighbor’s yard sign promoting love and equality. The neighbors concerned had a sign attached to their door which read:

We believe
Black Lives Matter
No human is illegal
Love is Love
Women’s rights are human rights
Science is real
Water is life
Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere

They also happened to have a Ring doorbell camera which caught this bish losing it: ripping up the sign, yelling obscenities, and appearing to strike at the camera. Wow! Have you ever been caught on camera losing your shit, OMG?

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