@superjake100 How is this NOT the weirdest thing I’ve ever see Rudy Giuliani do?
Wow! This really explains so much! This beautiful relationship has been blossoming for years! I bet Rudy wishes she could go back to their old motorboating days since it is said that Trump has cut contact with the former mayor and refused to pay him during his final days in office.
It’s true! He loves a good FILLUM! He’s a connoisseur of sorts! Check out Vic Berger‘s one last jab at the giant Cheeto one his way out above!
Rudy Giuliani is on TV with Dye running down is face but he wants us to take him serious! pic.twitter.com/P9yXwGRriT
— Moetown Lee (@MoetownLee) November 19, 2020
And he expects people to take him seriously!?
Ivanka Trump‘s former best friend and maid of honor, Lysandra Ohrstrom, has spilled the tea about her in a new article for Vanity Fair. According to Ohrstrom:
Her first memory of Ivanka is of her loudly farting and blaming it on a classmate.
Ivanka didn’t want to read books about “fucking poor people”
Trump used to criticize Ivanka’s weight and would praise Lysanda when she lost weight.
Ivanka’s former inner circle is shocked that she hasn’t stood up to Trump, as she apparently doesn’t actually hold the same beliefs.
Ivanka used to threaten to “replace” Lysandra
Ivanka was angry about Lysandra’s pro-Palestine stance.
Ivanka made racist comments about Lysandra’s Arabic necklace: “It just screams ‘terrorist.'”
Ivanka called her a Marxist bc she was concerned about affordable housing.
How are we not surprised by any of this!
Bernie Sanders, Elizabeth Warren, Ted Cruz, Andrew Yang, Anthony Scaramucci, Nancy Pelosi, Cory Booker, John Kerry, Al Franken, John Kasich, Pete Buttigieg, Adam Schiff, and Mike Bloomberg all make an appearance on #MeanTweets above!
These puppets are fast! Check out the next President of the United States and queen of Caribana herself, Adele, sharing some celebratory flapjacks above!
Never turn down a hug from your son, Donald! You may need it later!