!! OMG, he’s naked (allegedly): Luigi Mangione !!
Let’s talk about Luigi Mangione—his conviction, gorgeous eyebrows, chiselled abs, and willingness to confront the figurehead of a brutal health industry that continues to ruin countless lives daily all played equal parts in him capturing the heart and loins of America.
The twists and turns of Mangione’s story since December 4, when he allegedly shot UnitedHealth CEO Brian Thompson, had us all waiting with b8ted breath to see if he would get away. But since he was taken into police custody earlier today, one question has still been nagging us… Where are his nudes?
According to Twitter, a dick pic has surfaced, and we have it for you after the NSFW jump. But first, a tweet from Mangione’s own Twitter account that supports the accuracy of what you are about to see…
We do not make any assurances about the provenance of this image, but enjoy the fantasy after the jump!