First of all: What is this apartment!? I need it in my life. Can someone buy me a pin-ball machine?
Second of all: Charly Wierczejewski goes full-frontal and rear in ‘Supermarkt’ after the NSFW jump! Also pretty great.
To be honest, I didn’t hate it! ——There’s something to celebrate!
Tom Hardy has released a rap album. No single, no announcement, no press cycle. Sixteen tracks, that came out today, and the lyrics are XXXplicit enough that we are not quoting them here. Have *some* CLASS!
A meaningful portion of the record is about Kathy Bates. Not in a vague, admiring way. Specifically.
The album also features Bane. As in, Hardy does the voice on his own song, credited as a guest. The verse is largely unintelligible, which is either the joke or simply how it came out. Bates has not commented. We assume she will not, and we assume that is the correct call.
Find it after the jump and …turn it up?
Time heals all… Including the hurt the audience felt for the missed oporTUNAtea of seeing icon Ryan Phillipe‘s butt in a movie about a gay club! GASP!
The 54 Blue Ray heard our cries and gave us teh deleted scene with Ryan’s tuchus in it. It’s not Cruel Intentions (no one, not even Ryan himself could ever recreate THAT magic) but it’s hawt. Check it out after the NSFW jump! Did somebody say DIRECTOR’S CUT!?
Her husband wasn’t all too pleased with the attention, though he DID carry her cheetah-print purse like a true gentleman, no matter how far in the sticks they are. Yee-haw!
Check out more of the couple after the jump!
Fernando Lindez is giving Smallville-era Clark Kent a run for his money in ‘The Last Sunrise’.
Check him out on the beach after the NSFW jump!
Troye Troye sat down with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang on Wednesday’s episode and spent a chunk of it taking apart the “Khia Asylum,” internet shorthand for the purgatory a pop star lands in once the discourse decides they’ve flopped. His point: the sentence isn’t handed out evenly.
“The straight boys might talk shit about you online, but either they don’t care or they don’t get it as bad,”
he said, laying out how women and queer artists get punished for the same missteps straight men walk away from clean, all while getting told to reinvent themselves every era just to stay in the conversation.
He also discusses his fourth album, She’s the Best, arrives October 9.