No, you’re not on acid: Polish artist Helena Minginowicz airbrushes gorgeous, Renaissance-style acrylic paintings.
“We are trying to be canvases, but we are paper towels! It’s so touching to me that we still try to be immortal,”
she told We Present.
Ain’t that the piping hot Oolong tea! Check out more of the works after the jump!
Nerds with money remain undefeated!
Somewhere out there, a very rich person is holding the actual lightsaber Mark Hamill swung at Darth Vader right before becoming a chopped unc and losing his hand (while gaining a daddy).
Heritage Auctions confirmed that Luke Skywalker’s screen-used saber from The Empire Strikes Back sold for a jaw-dropping $3.75 million, nearly double the high estimate and a new world record for a Star Wars prop. The previous champion was an X-wing model that went for $3.1 million back in 2023.
Australia has been quietly hoarding Ioane Sa’ula since Bump, and now the rest of the world gets to find out why! In Stan’s new medical drama The F Ward premiering tomorrow (July 17th), the former footballer-turned-actor plays Jimmy and give fans a peek of his full backside. Check him out after the NSFW jump!
John Early refuses to let Maddie go, and frankly, neither do we.
The comedian has teamed up with perfumer Marissa Zappas for an actual, purchasable fragrance inspired by his directorial debut Maddie’s Secret, and blessed us with a prestige-perfume ad that screams the 90s to match.
Check it out above!
Character actor Max E. Williams bares his tuchus as real-life murderer Doug Clark in Chad Ferrin’s true-crime thriller Sunset Strip Killers.
Williams plays Clark as a sleazy 1980s LA sound engineer with a résumé that runs “from rock to p*rn,” (which explains both the wardrobe and the lack thereof!)
Check him out after the NSFW jump!
Twenty-six years into a career built on making prudes clutch their pearls, Peaches remains gloriously incapable of subtlety — and thank god for that. The electroclash queen has dropped a video for “Take It (Middle Finger Edition),” the latest salvo from her filthy-fabulous 2026 album No Lube So Rude, and yes, the edition name is exactly the mission statement you think it is. Check it out above!
GENIUS! Somebody just did what film school professors have been begging students to do for decades: put John Carpenter to good use. Kylie Jenner‘s Meta Starfire glasses ad (the one where we float through her mansion in first-person while her AI assistant coos in her actual voice) has been given the They Live treatment, and the results are PEAK dystopia.
In Carpenter’s 1988 classic, Roddy Piper puts on sunglasses and finally sees the truth: OBEY, CONSUME, aliens running the show. In 2026, the glasses come pre-loaded with the aliens, retail for a premium, and Kylie’s face is on the box. The spoof’s tagline says it all: “We’re always watching.”
The original ad was already catching heat from critics who called it a fashionable face on surveillance, so the parody didn’t have to reach far… it just had to hold up a mirror with a slightly grainier VHS filter. Carpenter famously said They Live was a documentary. Thirty-eight years later, it’s apparently also an unboxing video?? Check out the video after the jump!