!! OMG, Friday cringe: Katy Perry latches onto ‘brat summer’ !!

After saying she’d like to “adopt Chappell Roan“, using Sabrina Carpenter‘s “Espresso” on TikTok, and now stanning Charli XCX and Brat Summer – we wonder when Katy will get to talking about her own music.

“You guys this is a brat couch. This is brat summer and your couches are brat, the trash cans are brat, you guys are really brat fans.”

We’re shocked the hosts were able to contain their eyerolls.

“I think she’s just in her prime right now. She’s got all her flowers, she works so hard. She’s a super mega big popstar,” she added.

Check out your weekly dose of Katy’s-condescending-cringe, above! She’s like that girl you get trapped talking to at a party.

!! OMG, quote of the day: Russell Crowe says he became a ‘f***ing sl**’ after his divorce from ex wife !!

‘To be completely truthfully honest with you, after my divorce was finalised, I became a f***ing sl*t. I was f***ing ridiculous, I had s*** going everywhere. You know the old saying, “there’s a girl in every port?”‘

-Oscar winner Russell Crowe, recounting his wild single days after splitting from his wife.

Since Amber Rose has hung up reigning title of queen of the ‘Slut Walk‘ to instead pivot to becoming a reformed slut and tool for Tr*mp’s gross machine, Russell should really step in as the new leader of the Slut Walk! Don’tcha think?!

!! OMG, have you heard? Daniel Craig’s gay sex scenes in QUEER are said to be ‘quite full-on’ !!

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We’ll believe it when we cap it! [Socialites Life]

Jennifer Aniston claps back on JD Vance following his ‘childless cat lady’ comments [Celebitchy]

James McAvoy is back and shirtless in new trailer for Speak No Evil [Lainey]

Tom Daley puts the 2024 Olympic ‘anti-sex beds’ to the test [Instinct]

French male divers go viral with thirsty ‘Welcome To Paris’ Olympic shower video [Queerty]

Elevyn Thomas, who sung HIGH ENERGY classic house song, dies at age 70 [Boy Culture]

The funniest single-panel comics by Frank Cotham [Sad and Useless]

!! OMG Stars: Leo Season 2024 Horoscopes !!

Queer astrologer Amelia Ehrhardt. Photo by Krystle Merrow

Photo by Krystle Merrow

It’s Leo season, and as I watch my cats go from lying down dead asleep to fighting each other in two-minute increments, I am thinking about how Leo the lion is kind of just a giant housecat—and the astrology this Leo season is kind of like my cats fighting at maximum zoomie speed at 2 AM, running up and down the house sounding like bowling balls wearing tap shoes.

This is to say—there is a lot of astrology.

The big story of the sun in Leo takes place in the mutable signs of Pisces and Gemini, with Virgo briefly joining the fun towards the end of the month. Jupiter and Mars will be conjunct in Gemini from the 13th–18th, and Saturn in Pisces will square them during that time and hang onto his square with Jupiter until the start of Virgo season on the 24th. Towards the end of that square, Venus in Virgo will briefly oppose Saturn and square Jupiter/Mars, forming a two-day transiting T-cross. During the peak day of that astrology—August 19th—we will also have major astrology in fixed signs, with the full moon in Aquarius, sun conjunct Mercury in a transiting T-cross to Uranus in Taurus.

Two T-squares, a full moon, and a Mercury retrograde cazimi. Did I mention it’s the first day of the Democratic convention in the USA?

This astrology is: tense, changing, unstable, and yet: stubborn, unrelenting, change resistant, and yet; unreliable, confusing, and yet; expansive, opportunistic. Sounds exactly like US politics.

Although there’s plenty of memes and reasons to get more into US politics with these horoscopes, I’ll back off that content in favor of what I do best: the personal.

These peak hot days of August will be confusing, busy, and intense. They will be ripe with opportunity for interpersonal conflict, feelings of resentment, and interpersonal 180º surprises.

One thing I love about a T-square is that they’re lovely to interpret. They’re common in natal charts, frequent in transits, and have a nice key for understanding how to balance them. Tracy Marks describes T-squares as a three-legged table in which the table is missing its fourth leg, and instead of balancing out the table by replacing the leg, we pile stuff up on the corner opposing it to prevent it from tipping over. It’s much more efficient to simply replace the leg, but we get lazy and hyper focus on temporarily patching the problem instead. When interpreting them I consider the opposing point of the focal planet of the T-square—I consider the point where the table is missing a leg.

For these horoscopes, I am focusing on the mutable T-square with Mars/Jupiter as the focal planet and Sagittarius as the release point. To translate: I am focusing on the astrology that sees a lot of tension between signs that are about adaptability, and which bring a lot of attention to planets about anger, violence, and expansion. To combat that, I am asking us to consider growth, learning, and foreign experiences. 

With hopes we can all find that wisdom,
Amelia

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!! OMG, WATCH: Billie Eilish prank calls Margot Robbie !!

Billie Eilish is out of the closet and has got a new look, means she’s ready to prank mega-babe Margot Robbie.

Billie Eilish hates pranks—good thing she’s the one doing the pranking. From asking Margot Robbie to use her house for a last-minute music video shoot, to telling her very concerned label head that she’s quitting music, Billie’s pranks are hilariously convincing. Watch as the multiple Grammy and Oscar-winning artist tricks Tyler, The Creator into believing she needs to change at his house after a dating mishap and enlists Dakota Johnson’s help finding a dialect coach to play a baby in a film.

Check out Billie’s queer shenanigans above!

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