!! OMG, when your fave got MILKED: A cursed gallery of celeb dairy moustaches !!

Remember when being somebody meant letting a stranger paint a white moustache on your face and calling it “health” instead of “humiliation”? The 90s and 2000s were just celebrities lining up to pose with cow juice like it was a luxury skincare line. Your fave probably has gotten milked. The gallery is basically a Who’s Who of “sure, I’ll do dairy propaganda for a cheque”: pop girls, athletes, sitcom dads, that one serious actor who absolutely fired their publicist five years later.

Check out a gallery of all the milky times after the jump! Who was your fave?

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!! OMG, zig-a-zig-BLAH: Geri Halliwell sings ‘Wannabe’ to a bunch of uninterested 12-year olds !!

Spice Girls classic hit ‘Wannabe’ doesn’t slap as hard when it’s sung like a youth pastor on a Sunday afternoon. Geri‘s acoustic number is really missing all the energy, attitude and spunk that made it fun to begin with. No wonder these kids look bored to death.

Check out GH’s matronly-ass cover above on ‘Got What It Takes’ above!

!! OMG, Azealia Banks says ‘defund the f*****s’ in femme-shaming response to OnlyFans star’s tweet !!

Azealia Banks has once again found herself dragging others online (surprise) this time, it’s aimed at femme gays and OnlyFans creators online, proving that no matter how many times she alienates the queer community, a chunk of gay men will still line up to call her “mother” five minutes later.

After the rapper posted a string of comments mocking femininity and sex work, backlash spread quickly across social media. But honestly, the bigger question might be: why are gay audiences still riding this hard for someone who seems to openly resent them every other month?

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!! OMG, WATCH: Interior Motives with guests Courtney Love & Ivy Wolk !!

The comments on this episode really are popping with the great future-guest inspos: “When will bjork and rupaul be on”… “We need Malala and Greta Thunberg next” – both great suggestions.

Check out former buyer-seller rivals Courtney Love and Ivy Wolk banding together to figure out who lives in a room like *this* above! Any guesses?

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