Twenty-six years into a career built on making prudes clutch their pearls, Peaches remains gloriously incapable of subtlety — and thank god for that. The electroclash queen has dropped a video for “Take It (Middle Finger Edition),” the latest salvo from her filthy-fabulous 2026 album No Lube So Rude, and yes, the edition name is exactly the mission statement you think it is. Check it out above!
GENIUS! Somebody just did what film school professors have been begging students to do for decades: put John Carpenter to good use. Kylie Jenner‘s Meta Starfire glasses ad (the one where we float through her mansion in first-person while her AI assistant coos in her actual voice) has been given the They Live treatment, and the results are PEAK dystopia.
In Carpenter’s 1988 classic, Roddy Piper puts on sunglasses and finally sees the truth: OBEY, CONSUME, aliens running the show. In 2026, the glasses come pre-loaded with the aliens, retail for a premium, and Kylie’s face is on the box. The spoof’s tagline says it all: “We’re always watching.”
The original ad was already catching heat from critics who called it a fashionable face on surveillance, so the parody didn’t have to reach far… it just had to hold up a mirror with a slightly grainier VHS filter. Carpenter famously said They Live was a documentary. Thirty-eight years later, it’s apparently also an unboxing video?? Check out the video after the jump!
Here’s what EW’s exclusive first look revealed about Mike Flanagan’s Carrie:
It’s an eight-episode limited series for Prime Video, targeting an October 2026 premiere. Summer Howell plays Carrie White, with Samantha Sloyan as Margaret, Siena Agudong as Sue Snell, Alison Thornton as Chris Hargensen, Amber Midthunder as Miss Desjardin, and Matthew Lillard as Principal Grayle.
The big swings: Flanagan told EW:
“the only way to approach it was to build something new out of the ingredients of Carrie.”
Carrie won’t be the only one with powers — each episode opens with a different woman, elsewhere in the world and in time, discovering her own telekinetic abilities. He’s also leaning into modern relevance, saying King’s themes of bullying, empathy, and school violence
“have become even more relevant today than he could have contemplated because of our relationship to technology.”
Matthew Lillard!? We’ll tune in simply for him.
The pop girl who spent a decade shaking off the “Friday” of it all just dropped the video for “Hot Wet Delirious,” and it is a sweaty, strobe-lit, poppers-scented fever dream. Co-directed by Rebecca herself alongside Hannah De Vries, there are lights. There is sweat. There is a chorus that will live in your skull.
If you’re still filing Rebecca Black under “that girl from the meme,” update your records, babe. Check out Hot Wet Delirious above!
Madonna is back at Number 1. CONFESSIONS II topped the UK albums chart this week, and in doing so she became the first American woman to score a chart-topper in five separate decades, the ’80s, ’90s, ’00s, ’10s and now the ’20s! It’s her 13th UK Number 1, putting her level with Elvis Presley on the all-time list. She nabbed the vinyl chart too.
It’s her first Number 1 since 2012’s MDNA, a 14-year gap. Somewhere a teenager is discovering “Like a Prayer” for the first time while its maker sits back on top of the chart at 67. That’ll show em!
Previously, Madonna’s topped the Official Albums Chart with:
