BRAZZERS adult film star Nikki Benz is fed up with Toronto’s racist, sexist, homophobic crackhead mayor Rob Ford. Nikki has always been very giving and is known for taking things… erm… upon herself since coming up in the scene within the adult industry, but this time she’s set out to fix the city Toronto and lend her skill set to turning their fair city around! YASS!
Benz, star of Meet The F*ckers 6 and Take No Prisoners, told the Toronto Sun: “I can do a great job at running the city. If Rob Ford can do it, I can do it.” Let’s be fair, she’s probably right. Benz has pledged to make May 7 National Masturbation Day (although how this is to be celebrated is unclear) and vows that her election as mayor will generate huge profits for the Canadian city. And, of course, massive publicity for her body of work.
What a hot bitch! She’s got our vote simply by existing. Infact, Nikki if you’re in Toronto — lets go for drinks! I have some hot straight friends you can “speak with” about your presidency and stuff. You’re like the new OLabia Chow!
[via DAZED]
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