Next time you get served jury duty, no need to bust out the fake tears or irrational prejudices. Just say you have Oprah tickets. A judge dismissed a potential juror in the trial of former Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich because she had a ticket to the final taping of the Oprah Winfrey Show. Ugh, lucky bitch. Lucky both because she doesn’t have to sit in a room with Rod and because she does get to sit in a room with Oprah.
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