Dave Chappelle has a new Netflix “comedy” special out called Closer, and while we’re definitely not about cancelling people at any opportunity possible – his new materials just seems outright dangerous! Dave had the following “funny” things to say. Let’s take a look:
“I don’t know if you heard on the news: I did get coronavirus—and it was something else…I couldn’t help but feel like, when I saw these brothers beating these Asians up, that’s probably what’s happening inside of my body.”
“Any of you who have ever watched me know that I have never had a problem with transgender people…If you listen to what I’m saying, clearly, my problem has always been with white people.”
“They canceled J.K. Rowling – my God. I’m Team TERF! I agree. I agree, man. Gender is a fact…Now, I am not saying that to say trans women aren’t women, I am just saying that those pussies that they got… you know what I mean? I’m not saying it’s not pussy, but it’s Beyond Pussy or Impossible Pussy. It tastes like pussy, but that’s not quite what it is, is it? That’s not blood. That’s beet juice.” (Is there anything transphobic people love more than obsessing over and fantasizing about trans people’s bodies?)
After pointing out that DaBaby had killed another man and still continued to perform and escaped punishment, but got “canceled” after making incredibly derogatory comments about gay people, Chappelle made the comparison direct. “Do you see where I’m going with this?” he quipped. “In our country, you can shoot and kill a n****r, but you better not hurt a gay person’s feelings!”
Dave then continued to state that the death of his friend, trans activist Daphne Dorman, should be blamed on the trans community by implying ‘they bullied her into committing suicide because she defended Dave after one of his numerous other transphobic rants.’ Ooof. This doesn’t seem like the type of special we’d want to come home and unwind to.
[via ohnotheydidnt]
Dave Chapelle is not for kids.
If you do not like observant, inciteful comedy that goes for the jugular, then stay away. His running story about Daphen was wonderful and thoughtfulfor all of the right reasons.
Dave does not pull any punches.
He goes after everyone.
The funniest part of this all, is that cancel culture is catching up with the groups that started it.
I thought his latest Netflix stand up was hysterical! Like any good comedian, he tells a lot of truths and makes people uncomfortable. That’s the job. And it’s a job well done. Please watch for yourselves.
Lol like him or not, he isn’t wrong. What he said may hurt your feelings or you find distasteful but not one of the jokes that people are complaining about is a lie..
Dave Chapelle is one of the most funniest, smart, intelligent & irrelevant comics of Our generation bar none!
I as a M4M don’t find anything offensive about his comedic antics on stage! I find him absolutely hilarious! – Grey
I know! it’s so sad that “Netflix” offered him only $20 million per special, so he’s made just $100 million so far from the 5 specials he’s done for them!
He was never funny.
yeah, that’s why “Comedy Central” offered Dave Chappelle only $40 million in 2006 to renew his “never funny” show, which is “Comedy Central’s” highest rated show ever!
Comedy Central is so hilarious! It’s got South Park, which has an episode where people poop out their mouths, and Tosh.0, where a grown man who thinks he’s still a class clown plays internet videos of people and talks about them. The bar is insane on that network. I’m sure the viewership is very thoughtful.
the main point is NOT the thoughtfulness of Comedy Central viewers — the main point is that “Morgana” proclaimed that DAVE Chappelle was “NEVER FUNNY” — while the evidence of his financial $ucce$$ proves otherwise — even though COMEDY is subjective and anyone proclaiming anything about it doesn’t realize the subjectivity of it
Must be a limited little world you live in thinking financial success and quality are directly proportional.
That probably depends on how far you have changed and whether you have a sense of humor or if you are just a bitch.
Old dude trying to stay relevant
I know! it’s so sad that “Netflix” pays him only $20 million per special, so he’s made just $100 million so far from the 5 specials he’s done for them! he couldn’t get more irrelevant than that!
he has a huge schlong, so that makes him very relevant in my book