When Helen Sharp from Death Becomes Her tells us to smooch our pooch, you bettah believe we’re gonna dogdamn do it. Woof!
And while our wafer-thin lips may not do as much for our pets as Goldie’s heavenly pillows, ripe with the fragrant hint of gin, it’s the sentiment and the vibe that counts!
Everybody say love! And then check out Goldie and her pup after the jump.
Yikes.
The dog looks scared as fuck as though those suction cup lips are going to suck him into an unthinkable abyss.