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!! OMG Stars: Scorpio Season 2024 Horoscopes !!

Queer astrologer Amelia Ehrhardt. Photo by Krystle Merrow

Photo by Krystle Merrow

It’s Scorpio season.

We often hear this time, referred to as being the time of year when the veil is thinnest. The space between our realm and the realm of that which we cannot see this permeable, flexible.

One time, and I can’t remember if this was during Scorpio season or not, I was asleep in my partner’s bed. In the middle of the night, I woke up and hanging above the bed from the ceiling, about halfway down the mattress, with a ghostly apparition of many many pieces of dusty fabric. Sheer gauze and cheesecloth, all white, all old and tattered. Whether this was a mid-sleep, hallucination, a waking dream, or a visit from the spirit world, I don’t know. I sat up looking at it for quite a while, continuously blinking to see if it would go away and it didn’t. At one point I tried to reach out my hand to touch it and then common sense stopped me from that—I don’t watch a lot of horror movies because they scare me too much, but I watch enough to know that trying to touch the ghost is a bad idea.

I’ve taken this apparition, this memory, as such a literal metaphor of this veil between worlds. An actual veil! Of all ghosts to see, this was a pretty good one.

We love to talk about Scorpio in the context of the spooky. Scorpio is certainly the spookiest of the signs, not just because Halloween/Samhain falls under her purview. Scorpio rules the things that we are afraid of, Scorpio rules fear itself. Scorpio rules the feeling that you have when you have conquered a fear, when you have faced it and said that you “permit it to pass over and through you” (Dune, in general, is very Scorpio).

In medieval anatomical astrology Scorpio ruled the reproductive organs and the rectum—Scorpio ruled sex and shit. This sign is about transformation on its most profound and most mundane levels. The transformation of our bodies coming together to make other bodies. The transformation of our food into poop. All of this is Scorpionic.

Each of us have every one of the signs of the zodiac somewhere in our chart, with or without planetary placements. Each of us has a Scorpio side—each of us has a part of our life about which we are passionate, intense, and focused. This part of ourselves (and if you have Scorpio placements, this part will be louder) can’t be backed away from. This is a part of yourself you need to lean into, allowing full expression.

Your Scorpio side can teach you that every time you have felt like you are (or you have thought someone else is) too much, this can be easily reframed as an abundance of self.

Happy Halloween and remaining days of Fall,
Amelia

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!! OMG Stars: Libra Season 2024 Horoscopes !!

Queer astrologer Amelia Ehrhardt. Photo by Krystle Merrow

Photo by Krystle Merrow

Dear Readers,

“Infinity is duality:
the outside
and the inside
of everything
and nothing”

Sun Ra, “the alternative to limitation”

Happy Libra season, happy autumnal equinox, or vernal equinox in the Southern hemisphere. Here we hang in the balance between day and night, equal parts light and dark. Libra season this year starts with her ruling planet Venus in her sign, on the tail of the lunar eclipse, in a week when I’m in a funny kind of chain letter with some friends encouraging each other to look at the moon every night.

Whenever I see Libra clients, I wind up telling the following story (so here I am giving away the cow with the milk):

This story comes from brilliant dancer and choreographer Justine A. Chambers. I was taking Justine’s class some years ago and she had us experimenting with gravity by standing high on one leg, up on a demi-pointe, while extending our remaining limbs as far from our bodies as we could, always maintaining a center of gravity. There was some spacey ambient music in the background, and the effect was one of a bunch of flailing orbiting bodies in a big empty room.

While we did this balance dance, Justine walked around the room and told us a story (with my apologies, Justine, if I’ve been telling this story wrong all along). She was once on a long bus ride that took a stop somewhere at a middle-of-nowhere gas station. Justine got off to stretch her legs and walked around the gas station. During this walk she came across a man tap-dancing on a piece of cardboard outside, doing this incredible movement balanced on the very tip of one shoe while orbiting the rest of his body around at great risk and momentum. Justine, as I remember the story, was transfixed and watched him until he finished his dance. Afterwards she approached him and disclosed that she was a dancer, and asked how he balanced like that. He told her, “balance is just moving in every direction at the same time”.

I think about this story always when I see Libran clients, trying hard to bring harmony to everyone, trying hard to advocate for their own needs, trying to seek balance but thinking too much in terms of this-or-that. This is not to say that all Libras are binary thinkers (patently untrue), but that a major feature of the archetype of Libra is the unit of two. The symbolism of Libra is the scale, moving things off of one side in order to balance the other. Libra is Cardinal Airall air signs are about system, communication, thought, and all cardinal signs are about beginnings. When I think about the beginning of a system, the first kind of system we can understand, I think of a binary. Little children learn opposites, and this is their introduction to systems.

The other thing I always mention in my Libra readings is that Libra is 100% the Carrie Bradshaw of the Zodiac.

When the Libra side of us is in difficulty, we need to shift the perspective from the center out, balancing the self with the other/outer. Libra is about the appreciation of beauty, and I think about how reaching out of the self to notice something beautiful helps us achieve this kind of infinite duality, this every-direction balance between ourselves and everything else.

Happy changing of seasons to you,
Amelia

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!! OMG Stars: Virgo Season 2024 Horoscopes !!

Queer astrologer Amelia Ehrhardt. Photo by Krystle Merrow

Photo by Krystle Merrow

I always forget that Virgo starts in the summer, in the most manic and frantic ending days of August, hot and stale and feeling like you need to do everything you’ve ever wanted to.

Virgo can help you out of the summer if you let her.

Virgo loves to help more than anything, and gets a bad rap for being too ornery, too picky, too fussy, but any lover of a Virgo will tell you that they are careful, considerate, detailed.

Virgo is an earth sign and all earth signs are concerned with details and the practical.

Virgo is a mutable sign and all mutable signs are adaptable and changing.

When I think about the iconography of mutable earth, I think about earth when it is in a transient state—shifting tectonic plates, quicksand.

You too would be careful and cautious if you lived on unstable ground.

(Contrary to popular belief, Virgo would forgive me for writing these horoscopes late because she too gets fixated by perfectionism.)

At the beginning of Virgo season she gently walks up to the party to pick up the mess that Leo left behind, and by the end she has made everything tidy and perfect for Libra’s entrance.

This year Virgo season begins with Mercury still retrograde and ends with the planet direct and out of its shadow: few things are more helpful for Virgo to do for us than to gently nudge her ruling planet back on the correct path.

All the mutable signs come during the period when we are changing from one season to another. Leo (fixed) gets to announce the hot and certain days of summer, consistent for weather we associate with the season, and Libra (cardinal) gets to announce the beginning of Autumn, with her beautiful leaves and crisp days. Virgo bring us from one to the other, closing up the excitement of the heat and gently depositing us into sweater weather and the first days of school.

(In the southern hemisphere she does the opposite, bringing us out of the end of winter, into the outset of spring. Here she helps pick us up out of dark days and gently deposits us into the sunshine where we can shed our layers and get cute again.)

This Virgo season, I invite you to reconsider your relationship to this sign, misunderstood and poorly memed about. Replace the perfunctory schoolmarm in your head with the most helpful technician you have ever met: Put that person in the part of your chart where Virgo lives, and in this way you are doing Virgo remediation.

Enjoy the transition,
Amelia

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!! OMG Stars: Leo Season 2024 Horoscopes !!

Queer astrologer Amelia Ehrhardt. Photo by Krystle Merrow

Photo by Krystle Merrow

It’s Leo season, and as I watch my cats go from lying down dead asleep to fighting each other in two-minute increments, I am thinking about how Leo the lion is kind of just a giant housecat—and the astrology this Leo season is kind of like my cats fighting at maximum zoomie speed at 2 AM, running up and down the house sounding like bowling balls wearing tap shoes.

This is to say—there is a lot of astrology.

The big story of the sun in Leo takes place in the mutable signs of Pisces and Gemini, with Virgo briefly joining the fun towards the end of the month. Jupiter and Mars will be conjunct in Gemini from the 13th–18th, and Saturn in Pisces will square them during that time and hang onto his square with Jupiter until the start of Virgo season on the 24th. Towards the end of that square, Venus in Virgo will briefly oppose Saturn and square Jupiter/Mars, forming a two-day transiting T-cross. During the peak day of that astrology—August 19th—we will also have major astrology in fixed signs, with the full moon in Aquarius, sun conjunct Mercury in a transiting T-cross to Uranus in Taurus.

Two T-squares, a full moon, and a Mercury retrograde cazimi. Did I mention it’s the first day of the Democratic convention in the USA?

This astrology is: tense, changing, unstable, and yet: stubborn, unrelenting, change resistant, and yet; unreliable, confusing, and yet; expansive, opportunistic. Sounds exactly like US politics.

Although there’s plenty of memes and reasons to get more into US politics with these horoscopes, I’ll back off that content in favor of what I do best: the personal.

These peak hot days of August will be confusing, busy, and intense. They will be ripe with opportunity for interpersonal conflict, feelings of resentment, and interpersonal 180º surprises.

One thing I love about a T-square is that they’re lovely to interpret. They’re common in natal charts, frequent in transits, and have a nice key for understanding how to balance them. Tracy Marks describes T-squares as a three-legged table in which the table is missing its fourth leg, and instead of balancing out the table by replacing the leg, we pile stuff up on the corner opposing it to prevent it from tipping over. It’s much more efficient to simply replace the leg, but we get lazy and hyper focus on temporarily patching the problem instead. When interpreting them I consider the opposing point of the focal planet of the T-square—I consider the point where the table is missing a leg.

For these horoscopes, I am focusing on the mutable T-square with Mars/Jupiter as the focal planet and Sagittarius as the release point. To translate: I am focusing on the astrology that sees a lot of tension between signs that are about adaptability, and which bring a lot of attention to planets about anger, violence, and expansion. To combat that, I am asking us to consider growth, learning, and foreign experiences. 

With hopes we can all find that wisdom,
Amelia

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!! OMG Stars: Cancer Season 2024 Horoscopes !!

Queer astrologer Amelia Ehrhardt. Photo by Krystle Merrow

Photo by Krystle Merrow

Every single time I start these horoscopes, it’s a struggle not to insert a gif of Alyssa Edwards walking into the workroom for AS2. I can no longer resist:

(I checked to see if there was anything relevant in Ms. Edwards’ astrology that would make me cave this time around: nothing stood out, but I can report that she’s a double Capricorn.)

I’m moving back into a monthly format with these horoscopes, and this time we are looking at what’s coming up in Cancer season.

Starting off with the summer solstice on the 20th and the full moon in Capricorn at its exact degree the following day, Cancer season begins with Venus and Mercury conjoined also in Cancer, starting off the season having just held hands for a few days. We’ve been in a place of alignment between our hearts and our mouths, but that passage is brief as Mercury speeds along and leaves Venus alone.

By the time we get into July, the major for the month kicks off: Mars briefly sextiles Saturn from the 5th to the 9th, and then conjoins Uranus from the 14th to the 18th. The first of these two is an opportunistic, if spicy, transit, bringing collective will and collective discipline together (a useful thing while these two planets are in rather lazy signs). Mars’ conjunction to Uranus is more overtly touchy, as Spicy Boy Mars shares a bed with Chaos King Uranus. Those final days of Cancer season will likely be hot in every sense of the word, so plan accordingly.

In the background of all this fast-moving astrology is a long-running sextile between Neptune and Pluto. Robert Hand writes of this combination that “the mysteries of life and death are not abstractions… anymore but are directly and immediately relevant.” These two furthest-out planets are the most hidden parts of our psyche: Neptune is mysticism, intuition, dreams, and confusion, while Pluto is power, passion, fear, and transformation. I’m finding their combination revelatory. Neptune is in his ruling sign of Pisces—also the sign of mysticism, intuition, dreams, and confusion—and Pluto is in the earliest degrees of Aquarius, the sign of freedom, knowledge, and chaos.

How does an expanded mind help teach you what it means to be free? How does it teach us all the ways that some of us are free and some of us are not? Why are we afraid of freedom? How does knowledge transform us? If we get in touch with our relationship to the unknown, does it help us come to clear understanding and knowledge?

These are the questions that this long and rumbling astrology leaves me with.

Wishing you all a beautiful solstice and a happy Pride,
Amelia

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!! OMG Stars: May 2024 Horoscopes !!

Queer astrologer Amelia Ehrhardt. Photo by Krystle Merrow

Photo by Krystle Merrow

This past April had some of the toughest astrology I’ve noticed in awhile, with the major themes being around both conflict and confusion. We saw a Jupiter-Uranus conjunction in Taurus, conjunctions in Pisces between both Saturn and Neptune with Mars, and of course a Mercury retrograde and that little old eclipse. This is astrology that speaks to sudden change, obfuscation of truth, confusing conflict, being told no, and attention where we might not want it. It doesn’t take an astrologer to tell you that.

May eases up quite a bit. We have a brief Neptune-Jupiter sextile between Pisces and Taurus, two signs that love creativity and romance, and both Mars and Venus in their home fields of Aries and Taurus respectively.

But as this month got started I noticed that many people close to me are reeling from April, and that many people are going through major life changes.

So while we head into more easeful astrology, it’s important to think about how this might be more a time of recovery than opportunity. Flowing astrology can be hard to notice, and I have to quote my astrology teacher once again who reminded me recently that the things we want are almost always stressful when they happen—a fact I regularly share with my clients who are applying to jobs and school when I see stressful transits in their future.

With Pluto still moving around the early edges of Aquarius, we are on the precipice of tremendous global change—again, it does not take an astrologer to tell you that. Change is usually really stressful, even if it’s not personally affecting you. However the most recent astrology had the distinction of being both globally stressful and interpersonally irritating. Minor irritations hit worse when it feels like everything is falling apart, and with the kind of intense situations I am watching many of my loved ones go through, they can be hardly bearable.

I do feel like much of this is stuff I repeat all the time, about how change is hard and the world is going through it and everyone’s annoyed. In general, as an astrologer I focus more on the past and the individual’s natal chart than I do on the future, so my horoscopes are always written from this perspective… and the not-so-recent past has largely been about change and people going through it.

So, with some astrology of relative calm, take a breather. It makes a lot of sense for the rest of Taurus season anyway.

Free Palestine,
Amelia

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