OMG, welcome to brown town: VV Brown’s ‘Samson’
The last time VV wrote a record, she ended up ditching the whole thing as she found as a “sonic photograph” it no longer represented…
!! Music !!
OMG, it’s Tan Mom….bitch!: Tanning Mom’s ‘It’s Tan Mom!’
Looking like she may have been squirting the SPF60 up her crusty brown nose, Tan Mom forgot to learn the words but shut up whatever,…
OMG, what a pleasant “gift from G.O.D.”: Rome Fortune’s ‘Get the Guap’
When I was 11 I was obsessed with DMX, but really I think I fancied him; I said I fancied Mariah, but let’s be honest…
OMG, Head & ShouldArs above the rest: Shanzhai Biennial’s Dark Optimism
Featuring Chinese model Wu Ting lip synching to a stolen Mandarin counterfeit of Sinead O’Connor’s original, wearing an imitation Head&ShouldArs shampoo sequined gown, New York-based…
OMG, young and sweet only 37: Dancing Queen…of the bus stop
The YouTube owner of this video is called Jane Rowland, and I’m going to just go ahead and say that’s Kelly’s older sister right now….
OMG, Judging a book by it’s cover: Keys N Krates’ ‘Treat Me Right’
An exploration of various stunning harlequin romance novella covers Keys N Krates’ ‘Treat Me Right’ video I’m totally seeing more of a sort of would…
OMG, Po-nay-sha Pink-weave: XXX¢hange’s ‘PWNY’
Looking like she would stomp her bad-ass hooves all over the haters, so don’t even Azaelia, you can’t take this pony princess on, she will…