What’s with Australian news anchors and penis jokes?! First there was Belinda Heggen mocking her co-anchor Mark Aiston’s, um, size and now this team of four anchors who spent two full minutes talking about “long stabby things.” Personally, I don’t want my dick referenced in the same sentence as stabbing. Be a gentle lover, ok?
(via WOW Report)
If any of you are wondering why they don’t say they have guns like Americans do. Guns are completely illegal is Australia thank god.
i would not mind whacking off either of these male newscasters myself. i’d grab it real well and jack him off for all eternity, then making sure to swallow the proof.