The Chelsea Lately crew is broadcasting from Australia this week (see, everyone wants to be Oprah) and they made it just in time for Sydney’s gay Mardi Gras parade, widely recognized as the craziest party on earth. About the festivities, Chelsea had this to say: “I’m not a full-time homosexual, but I do party like one.”
What? I’m a full-time homosexual and I don’t get to party. Lawdy, these people have one party, and suddenly we party all the time?
Dumbshit.