Ashton Kutcher as Steve Jobs – video [the blemish]
“Stick in in there girl”: hamster devours pretzel stick [dlisted]
Gaynalysis: LGBT themed Oscar nominations [towleroad]
Russian military check for INKY JUNK [because of course genital tattoos are directly linked to homosexuality…no really it’s a Russian fact!] [queerty]
2 BECOME 1: Kelly Osbourne & Matthew Mosshart engaged [celebitchy]
Mark Mackillop takes off his bobbly sweater [ohlala]
J.J. Abrams reportedly directing ‘Star Wars: Episode VII’ [celebcafe]
Betty Who ‘Somebody Loves You’ [arjan]
BELIEB! Why Selena really dumped Justin [popbytes]
Bette Midler gives you all a bit of perspective [jezebel]
Stephen Dorff squirts in a bush [socialitelife]
Kenneth’s song of the day Amii Stewart ‘Knock on Wood’ [kenneth]
Saved by the Bell reunion? [evilbeet]
Which boy bands should reunite? [afterelton]
Kanye’s balaclava palava [amy grindhouse]
HOUSE OF COMMON-LAW: Britain’s same-sex marriage bill introduced in the House of Commons [joemygod]
Tony Bennett was Gaga’s inaugural “handsome date” [tabloid prodigy]
Dinosaurs you never knew about [doubleviking]
Aston looks like Malachi Marx in this photo. LOL