OMG, rumor has it Chris Brown and Rihanna are getting back together [allie]
Sad realities aside, “The Dark Knight Rises” made $165 million over opening weekend [celebitchy]
Get your goggles, girls [joe]
Don’t worry, Nick Stahl is indeed still alive… again [tabloid prodigy]
And, sadly, Amy Winehouse is not [berry]
OMG, what sort of underwear does a man with a 160-pound scrotum wear? [jezebel]
No Doubt performed their new single at last night’s Teen Choice awards — too bad teens don’t listen to No Doubt anymore [dlisted]
…Meanwhile, the kiddies do want to as much Zac Efron as they can get [socialite life]
You can make an artificial jelly fish out of rat cells — who knew? [towleroad]
What, Eddie Izzard isn’t on the menu? [kenneth]
Hottie Ryan Guzman is almost enough reason to see the latest “Step Up” movie — but only almost [oh la la]
OMG, Ralph Fiennes is not looking so fines… [evil beet]
Nadya “Octomom” Suleman says she successfully stripped her way out of welfare. Hey, whatever works [popbytes]
Wait, are there really 10 reasons to love Selena Gomez? [celebrity cafe]
Aww, today is Harry Potter’s birthday [after elton]
The new Pet Shop Boys trans roller derby video is epiiiiiiiiiiiic [arjan]
Never open a beer with your hands ever again [double viking]
OMG, who’s excited for the Minka Kelly sex tape?! [amy grindhouse]
I hate to sound cold, but if Rihanna gets back with him she deserves everything she gets.