!! OMG gossip: Divorce and secret marriage in celebrity land !!

Jennifer Lopez and Mark Anthony are ending their seven-year marriage. This will be J-Lo’s third divorce. [dlisted]
Meanwhile Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo got secretly married [celebitchy]
Justin Timberlake will be some lucky lady Marine’s date to the Marine Corps. Ball in Washington D.C. [huffington post]
Kristen Stewart was rear-ended yesterday in Los Angeles [allie]
OMG creepy gay conservative Tweets! [joe]
Some Real Housewife of Orange County’s son has a bitter ex-girlfriend who just leaked his peen photo [tabloid prodigy, nsfw]
Surprise surprise: Out has a straight athlete on the cover of their “sport” issue [popbytes]
Life of Agony lead singer Keith Caputo is transitioning from M to F [kenneth]
Barron Hilton will pay $4.9 million to a gas station attendant he ran over while intoxicated in 2008 [celebrity cafe]
OMG Helen Mirren wearing nothing but the Union Jack! [evil beet]
Zack Rosen is leaving his position as Editor In Chief of The New Gay [tng]
Listen to supermodel Karen Elson cover Donovan’s song “Season of the Witch” [arjan]
Modern Family star Jesse Tyler Ferguson takes his cute boyfriend and a couple kids to Disneyland [socialite life]
OMG new True Blood preview pics! [after elton]
Lindsay Lohan pulls some diva moves at a magazine shoot in Miami [yeeeah]
OMG check out the Hot Men of The Berry [the berry]
President of ex-gay organization Exodus International acknowledges that being gay is not a choice [towleroad]
OMG how gay is Bastille Day? [oh la la]
OMG shirtless man drinks beer on trampoline! [double viking]