Drew Barrymore and Justin Long (aka the irritating guy from the Apple commercials) make out in a canoe for the paparazzi [yeeeah]
Roisin Murphy finally says what we’ve all been thinking: Lady GaGa has bitten her style [hollywood rag]
OMG sexy online exhibition of work by Bruce Weber [oh la la]
Lindsay Lohan caused trouble at her Elle UK photoshoot [amy grindhouse]
OMG hot gay policeman kiss on One Life To Live! [kenneth]
Eric Dane always talks on his cell phone shirtless [towleroad]
OMG Jimmy Fallon as a sparkly vampire! [jezebel]
Melissa Etheridge gets a little too personal in an interview with L.A. Lesbian News [joe my god]
OMG new Mariah Carey perfume! [pitnb]
Leighton Meester‘s sex tape is not real [gabby babble]
How much of Ian Somerhalder will we see in The Vampire Diaries? [socialite life]
Dustin “Screech” Diamond publishes “tell all” book that describes “sexual escapades” between Saved By The Bell cast members [l.a. rag mag]
OMG adorable dwarf pony! [dlisted]
Issue 2 of Love Magazine has arrived [diane pernet]
Justin’s mouth is made for that & more! Lordy.
xo
Rants, Thoughts & Merde
http://www.rantsthoughtsmerde.com/2009/08/jonathan-zack-vazquez-nsfw.html