OMG Victoria Jackson is the best Tea Party spokeperson ever! [towleroad]
Alec Baldwin quits Twitter following airplane scandal [huffpo]
Have you ever heard an adorable porcupine talk? You need to. [dlisted]
OMG 35 pics of dogs snuggling cats! [socialite life]
Speedos, fur, and baby oil: the whole trinity of a successful male fashion editorial [oh la la]
How much will it cost you to sleep where Robert Pattinson slept? [the berry]
Was Lindsay Lohan dating Heath Ledger when he died? [allie]
Will the fourth wedding be the charm for Sinead O’Connor? [celebrity cafe]
OMG, Kelly Rowland‘s mole has been migrating! [evil beet]
Hot X Factor host Steve Jones takes it off for Ellen Degeneres [kenneth]
Did Tom Cruise pay people in Mumbai to pretend to be his fans? [popbytes]
Madonna is a fan of Duchess Kate [celebitchy]
McFly’s Danny Jones Tweeted a naked photo of himself for his fans [tabloid prodigy, nsfw]
Gay adult star Zeb Atlas will cameo on Showtime’s Gigolos [queerty]
Nigeria punishes Obama by punishing gays [joe]
Now that Jersey Shore‘s JWoww has covered Maxim, she can retire [amy grindhouse]
Find out why hipster kids love Brunchables [zombie toenails]
The title of this article is misleading. It falsely claims Victoria Jackson is a “funnywoman.” Goldie Hawn did the whole “I say I’m not a bimbo while I act like a complete airhead” act better and funnier on Laugh-In.