Read on to learn about Gavin Rossdale: The Gay Years [yeeeah]
Robert Pattinson denies dating Kristen Stewart. Kristen is obviously crushed. [socialite life]
Condoleezza Rice gave waterboarding two thumbs up [rod 2.0]
OMG Michael Jackson in public wearing a facemask! [popbytes]
Alicia Silverstone, George Takei, Lance Bass, and others urge you to help them build the Giant Gay Repellant Umbrella [jewssip]
OMG hundreds of naked people running around London! [oh la la]
Supermodel Agyness Deyn attended Coachella [glamour and glitter]
OMG Jay Leno is in the hospital! [l.a. rag mag]
Ultra-conservative body-obsessed confirmed bachelor Congressman Aaron Schock still isn’t gay [towleroad]
OMG cock flavored soup! [tabloid prodigy]
OMG world’s largest Cheeto! [dlisted]
OMG new Nina Turtles movie! [unreality mag]
Nice! I love the nina turtles!