!! OMG gossip: The Governator and his Wife-a-nator have split !!

Arnold Schwarzenegger and Maria Shriver have separated after 25 years of marriage [dlisted]
Is it too soon for Osama bin Laden jokes? Seth Meyers thinks not. [popeater]
Yes, Michelle Obama can throw a football [kenneth]
Gwen Stefani is still the coolest mom ever [hollywood rag]
Taylor Momsen and Jessica Szohr have been dropped from the cast of Gossip Girl. W00t! [socialite life]
Robert Pattinson pretended to know the Royal Family when he first moved to Los Angeles [amy grindhouse]
Poor Whitney Houston is back in rehab [popbytes]
Royal sibling Pippa Middleton has been offered an adult film role [evil beet]
Alicia Silverstone named her kid Bear Blu. Yes, really. [starcasm]
German gym chain McFit comes up with the brilliant idea to exploit its hottest members in professional shirtless photoshoots [oh la la]
Meanwhile McDonald’s food fuels anti-gay anger (and makes you fat) [queerty]
The TSA has okayed baby pat-downs at airports [daily what]
The Presbyterian Church may lift their ban on gay clergy [towleroad]
Rihanna shows off her nipple ring… again. [drunken stepfather, nsfw]
And she made a music video for the dumbest song on her new album [pitnb]
Who knew you could make underwear entirely out of candy necklaces? [zombie toenails, nsfw]
Awesome pop and lock dancing on the streets of Paris! [the berry]
OMG kangaroos on the golf course! [uncoached]