Congratulations to !! omgblog !! reader Daniel A. who won himself a pair of tickets to Wiz Khalifa and A$AP Rocky’s “Under the Influence of Music” summer tour by coming up a with a rhyme based on Belgian fashion designer Ann Demeulemeester (a.k.a. 2013’s hottest hip-hop name-check).
Extra points (but not extra tickets) for incorporating the words “Valtrex,” “word-fister” and “whilst”:
“My flow kicks rankin-bass rankin’ ass whilst I werk my Ann Demeulemeester-meister burgers/words flip dem ole burger meister-meesters/only ratchet keep the onions/then their tongues wag at my swag/and they drag and catch herpes blisters/stay too fresh for Valtrex/away, I say from this word-fister mister.”
GOLD. Someone make the man a music video that will land him a seven-figure major label deal, sight unseen.
Watch A$AP Rocky’s “Wild For The Night” video below, buy tickets to the “Under the Influence of Music” tour here and check out the full list of dates after the jump.