I would murder (as in murder) to spend 10 minutes alone with Karl Lagerfeld. Just to talk. Because he says the most insanely entertaining things. Like in this interview with W:
Do you eat it [ice creamd]?
I would love to if I was allowed to eat sugar, but my doctor told me that sugar wasn’t needed for me so I haven’t touched it in ten years. I also did the ad for Dom Pérignon and I don’t drink alcohol, but I think it’s a very civilized drink.
Do you crave sugar?
No. Gone. But I like chocolate. I don’t eat it, but I like the smell of it. People can drink with their eyes; I can eat with my nose. I would love to have a perfume based on chocolate.
When are you happiest?
Happiness is like a fever. I don’t take the temperature.
When was the last time you cried?
I’m trying to think of the last time I had onions.
(via Truman Says)
Oh great. Just great. Another dessicated corpse with an opinion.
Spare me, Karl, and make all your 1980s cologne wearing followers go away.
He’s not insane. He’s just honest and funny. But the most of all. This old man is fucking genius….