!! OMG, how graphic: Shady Larry! !!

While we’re on the subject of cover songs, Shady Larry took to the stage at The ReVue in Toronto last Friday to perform an alternate version of Katy Perry’s hit song “I Kissed A Girl”. But unlike Ms. Perry’s cynical softcore sensation, Shady Larry offered a more complex take on budding hardcore sexuality with her bluntly titled chart-bottomer “I Wore A Dick”.
Sensitive viewers please note: the above video may contain (im)mature content and language, shaky cinematography, butternut squash and oral sex with a multicolored strap-on dildo. NSFW. Lyrics after the jump. Enjoy!

“I Wore A Dick” by Shady Larry
This was never the way I planned
Not my intention
I got so brave
dick in hand
Lost my discretion
Its not what I’m used to
Just want to strap it on
I’m curious for you
Caught my attention
I wore a dick and I liked it
The taste of my dirty lubricant
You’ll suck my dick and you’ll like it
I hope my girlfriend don’t mind it
It is so long
It fits so tight
Don’t mean I’m a butch lez tonight
I wore a dick and I liked it
No I don’t even know your name
It doesn’t matter
You’re my experimental game
Just human nature
It’s not what straight girls do
Not how they would behave
My head is just so huge
Try hard not to gag
You’ll suck my dick and you’ll like it
The taste of my dirty lubricant
I wore a dick and I liked it
I hope my girlfriend don’t mind it.
It is so long
It fits so tight
Don’t make me a butch lez tonight.
I wore a dick and I liked it.
I liked it
Those dicks they are so magical
Red skin big veins so suckable
hard to resist so touchable
Too good to put in me
It’s no big deal it’s just so big
I wore a dick and I liked it
The taste of my dirty lubricant
You’ll suck my dick and you’ll like it
You’ll like it