When — not if — you get picked up by the cops in a drunken rant this weekend, be sure to take a page from this man’s book and entertain your police escort with an arrangement of your favorite classic rock song. But not “Bohemian Rhapsody.” Clearly, that little diddy is already taken.
What I want to know is, why wasn’t he handcuffed?
If he can remember all the words to that song, he can’t be that drunk
“…Cuz nothing really matters, not even the RCMP!”
Ah, those crazy Canadians!”