Whoever the police sketch artist is over at Texas’s Lamar Country sheriff’s department, needs a RAISE! Or a Gatorade and a greasy hamburger, cause they’re drunk. Either works. The authorities released this incredibly accurate rendering of their suspect this week when they attempted to track down a man who held up two women at knife point. I think Terence or Philip from South Park may have some explaining to do because according to Metro:
The suspect the police sketcher was trying to draw fits the victims’ description of a man ‘6 foot tall or a little taller, approximately 25 to 30 years old with no or very thin facial hair, and a muscular build.’
The description adds: ‘His nose was straight with no flare in the nostrils. He has short black hair and a round face, with tattoos covering both arms and a tattoo on the left side of his neck.’
This however, has yet to beat the gorgeous police sketch Portuguese authorities provided regarding the disappearance of Madeline McCann:
I feel safer already!
[via death&taxes via metro.uk]
I totally saw this guy…The Ecce Homo (Behold the Man) in the Sanctuary of Mercy church of Borja, Zaragoza is a fresco (mural painting) of about 1930 by the Spanish painter Elías García Martínez depicting Jesus crowned with thorns.