Ai Hin, a panda in China is being accused of being a shady and manipulative bitch this week, as her handlers at the Chengdu Giant Panda Breeding Research Centre say she may have tricked them into thinking she was knocked up in order receive special treatment! How Tila Tequila of her!!
Ai Hin has been (legitimately) pregnant before, and was moved into a single room with air conditioning when pregnant.
“They also receive more buns, fruits and bamboo, so some clever pandas have used this to their advantage to improve their quality of life,” Wu Kongju, an expert told China’s state news agency Xinhua.
The panda was (allegedly) pretending she had a bun in the oven by eating and moving less, and her keepers were so thrilled they even prepared to film the birth. IDIOTS!
Gurl, WERK! Ai Hin is a true master of deceit! She’s properly tearing a page outta the ‘Gran’s Gotchas‘ book:
[via news.sky.com]
Igor, you make me laugh so hard. This is the best!