Clearly, Tim Tebow is “excited” to join the New York Jets — he only used the word 44 times in a press conference yesterday — which at least makes one of us since I’m less than thrilled to endure future bimbo-isms from a football-slugging super-Christian. Like, can’t you throw your Jesus balls around somewhere that isn’t where I live?
(via BuzzFeed)
Perhaps he should put down the bible and pick up a thesaurus.