If you’re old enough to have pubic hair you probably know very little about “Justin Bieber,” the pre-pubescent Canadian crooner who is turning America’s elementary schoolers into a bunch of sex-crazed monsters. If anything, you may have seen the video of the 3-year-old in inexplicably tearful hysterics “because I love Justin Bieber.” Above, see what happens when portly late-night host Jimmy Kimmel decides to give the tyke a little surprise…
That’s really sweet of him to do that. But Justin Biebers music makes me want to punch him in the throat.
He’ll be has-been so fast by the time he is an adult. It was so uncomfortable watching the girl flipping her hair like she is a housewives of OC. Whatever.
Awwww. The whole world’s still wondering how much this no talent little twink’s handlers paid to have him open the new “We are the World” recording.
why did I just tear up over this? what in the hell is wrong with me? menopause, it HAS to be. and who in the hell is Justin Bieber? I’m old.