Well the plot thickens! Everyone’s favorite almost-second-daughter Bristol Palin has revealed that she’s creeping off to the igloo of to Levi Johnston, her hockey-playing, Playgirl-posing, mom-hating, peen-concealing, Kathy Griffin dating total f*ckin Alaskan chub-stud of an erstwhile babydaddy. They’re in love and they’re getting married!
Oh, and instead of telling Mom Palin about their plan, they thought it would be fun to let her find out by seeing the cover of Us Weekly!
Considering the bad blood that’s passed between Sarah Palin and Levi Johnston in the last year, you can be sure that Pitbull With Lipstick‘s getting ready to maul this fucker’s white Alaskan ass.
Whatever happens next, I know it’s going to be good…
blond hair and blue eyes – just the way ‘grammaw’ and the republicun*s like it!
Why not lay off these kids for a while? Levi has not always used good judgment, but which of us behaved perfectly at his age? And few of us were in that kind of media spotlight. At least he is coming around now to the right decision, to marry the mother of his child.
And as for the “Pitbull,” she may surprise you. She has every right to be furious with Levi for what he’s done in the past, but I imagine that she may just have the grace to exercise forgiveness, if only for the sake of her daughter and grandson.
You’re naive if you don’t think this has all been engineered by moron mama – Palin in 2012 is looking more likely and the thought is terrifying and laughable at the same time