OMG, Breaking: Conan Quits!
Conan O’B, America’s most beleaguered ginger, just released the following statement: People of Earth: In the last few days, I’ve been getting a lot of…
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OMG, He Douches: Bear Grylls
If there’s one way to prove your manhood, it’s by giving yourself an enema on national television! And no one has ever accused Man Vs….
OMG, Breaking! Jay Leno screws Conan yet again!
OMG get me Helen Kushnick on the phone! Jay Leno, America’s biggest hack, is getting his 11:30 show back, reports TMZ!! (How come no one…
OMG, They’re “Famous”: The Cast of Celebrity Apprentice 3
The cast of Celebrity Apprentice 3 was announced today, and like last time, it has a bona fide celebrity-to-me and gay icon in the person…
OMG, Is It New Year’s Eve?
Just in case you weren’t in the mood for a very Carrie New Year.
OMG, How Nostalgic: 90’s Theme Song Quiz
Those of you looking for a complete waste of time today should go ahead and take this kinda slapdash 90’s sitcom theme song quiz. I…
OMG, What a Quitter: Tyra Banks
Tyra Mail, everybody: The Lady Banks is QUITTING her talk show! But now how will we know what it’s like to be fat? How will…