Note to self: next time you fly, don’t sit in seat 15A. Because, apparently, that can sometimes be mistaken for the bathroom. Robert “Sandy” Vietze, an 18-year-old member of the US Ski Team (who apparently also loves guns?) urinated on a 12-year-old girl during an overnight flight from Portland to New York City. Vietze says he doesn’t remember much between getting drunk at a bar before the flight and peeing on a fellow passenger, but he’s since been charged with indecent-exposure (which could send him to prison for a year) and been dismissed from competing at the 2014 Winter Olympics. Whoops.
I’m strangely turned on.
It’s been two days now and nobody has suggested that they’d let this guy piss on them … no one into water sports any more?
That’s why Portland’s airport code is PDX
PortlanD is eXcellent
Good.
That must be some excellent bar at the Portland airport if an 18 year old can get drunk there – maybe I’ve been flying out of the wrong city …