Unfortunate Category Archive

!! OMG, Gay man speaks out after late-night hookup leaves him with an erection for 10 days in hospital !!

Singer-songwriter Danny Polaris told Pink News:

“I was partying at a club, and I took a Viagra before I went. I met a nurse, who I went home with, who ended up injecting an erection enhancer into my cock. I thought, why not, what could possibly go wrong?”

Polaris said a number of painful treatments including driving needles through his junk and a plastic nail down his urethra failed to alleviate his suffering. He said he’s not sure if he’ll ever have sex again.

Wa-wa-wee-wah! Gadzooks! Thoughts, OMG!? This is not a mockumentary! Will you be donating to Danny’s GoFundMe for his boner-gone-bad? (Or is it just gonna go toward helping him pay for the hard stuff later?)

!! OMG, WATCH: City council crowd erupts in laughter when ‘Straight Pride’ organizer says ‘We’re a totally peaceful racist group’ !!

And I OOP!

Tonight more than a hundred locals are at the Modesto City Council meeting to speak in support of and in opposition to the planned upcoming Straight Pride Event. Event organizer Don J. Grundmann spoke tonight at the meeting and made a serious gaffe while challenging a city councilwoman to a debate. He accidentally called his own organization racist which is something they’ve been accused of by their opposition.

Check out what ole nutty Donny had to say above!

!! OMG, RIP: Russi Taylor, the voice of MINNIE MOUSE !!

Russi Taylor, the voice actress behind Minnie Mouse, died last Friday in Glendale, California at age 75.

“Minnie Mouse lost her voice with the passing of Russi Taylor. For more than 30 years, Minnie and Russi worked together to entertain millions around the world—a partnership that made Minnie a global icon and Russi a Disney Legend beloved by fans everywhere, said Disney chairman and CEO Bob Iger. “We’re so grateful for Russi’s talent as well as the tremendous spirit and great joy she brought to everything she did. It was a privilege to have known her and an honor to have worked with her, and we take comfort in the knowledge that her work will continue to entertain and inspire for generations to come. Russi will be sorely missed and our hearts go out to her family and friends, along with our deepest condolences.”

RIP Russi! Thanks for the memories! And time to call David Beckham! We need a voice replacement stat!

!! OMG, quote of the day: Director Oliver Stone tells Putin that Russia’s anti-gay law is “sensible” !!

Oliver Stone recently met with Russian President Vladimir Putin and said of Russia’s anti-gay propaganda law, which criminalizes presenting homosexuality or transness as normal:

“It seems like maybe that’s a sensible law. As you know, I’ve been very rebel all my life. Still am. And I have to tell you, I’m shocked by some of the behaviors and the thinking of the new generation. It takes so much for granted. And so much of the argument, so much of the thinking, so much of the newspaper, television commentaries about gender, people identify themselves, and social media, this and that, I’m male, I’m female, I’m transgender, I’m cisgender. It goes on forever, and there is a big fight about who is who. It seems like we miss the bigger point.”

Putin simply responded:

“They live too well. They have nothing to think about.”

Riiiiight. Read the full transcript of the interview here and Oliver Stone’s response.

!! OMG, gossip: LGBTQ rights activist targeted by ‘Saw’-inspired ‘gay hunting’ website found murdered in Russia !!

Yelena Grigoryeva, a Russian LGBTQ activist who had been targeted on a ‘gay hunting’ website inspired by the horror film Saw, was murdered in St. Petersburg over the weekend. Grigoryeva’s body was found in bushes near her home [towleroad]

Queen‘s Bohemian Rhapsody hits 1 billion views on Youtube [socialite life]

Anna Wintour snubs Melania Trump by refusing to talk about her [instinct]

UPDATE! Bella Thorne has realized she’s not bisexual, she’s pansexual [dlisted]

Britney and her boo Sam attended the Tarantino movie premiere [celebitchy]

A story about possibly the most-evil gay man who ever lived [boy culture]

Nick Jonas debuts hot new ‘rich dad bod’ on a yacht [gay fleshbot NSFW]

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