Felicity Porter‘s Keri Russell‘s Brooklyn home was broken into while she was asleep yesterday at 3 in the morning. The burglars (who are a father-son duo?) stole a laptop, jewelry and a purse.
Police say she then found a window and front door open and her belongings missing. She called 911 but didn’t see the intruders. It wasn’t clear if anyone else was home at the time. Soon after, a 70-year-old neighbour awoke to find a burglar inside and called 911 with a description. Police canvassed the area and arrested a father and son. Some of the stolen property was recovered.
Thank baby Jesus she’s okay. On another note, hopefully they took Keri’s ceramic straightener away as police evidence, and we’ll finally get back to the old curly-Keri we’ve been missing since the 90’s.
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