Deadline is reporting that actress Juliette Lewis will join the new live-action version of Jem and the Holograms but in a MYSTERY role. Obviously Juliette is playing ELECTRONIC DRUG DEALER aka Synergy! I mean, who else would she play? I’ve heard Juliette doesn’t touch the bad stuff, but that’s not gonna stop her from zapping Jem into tripping her f*cking nutsack off. Are you excited to see Juliette join the cast of Jem & The Holograms?
Just give me the Fu*cking Jiz dub already!!!!