Andrew Cawley in Goodbye Seventies
Someone had to do it, so why not us? We ranked the top ten taints seen in movies and television shows. Snatchurally. You may find yourself asking: What is a man’s taint? A taint is the sweet spot between a man’s balls and his butthole. The male taint has many names—grundle, gooch, perineum, etc.—and has entered the zeitgeist in recent years as more folks (not just gay guys) discover all the fun that can be had with this sensitive and sexy area.
Even celebrities who have demonstrated that they are comfortable with nudity rarely expose this most vulnerable of places. Not the guys on this list!
Read on for rare taint shots from The Righteous Gemstones funnyman Adam DeVine, ’90s heartthrob James Duval, famously hung A-lister Ewan McGregor, and more.
Check out the full list in all its NSFW glory after the jump!
Scroll down for the goods. Watch all the scenes here.
#10: James Duval in The Doom Generation
#9: Andrew Cawley in Goodbye Seventies
#8: Christophe Paou in Stranger by the Lake
#7: Sylvester Stallone in The Italian Stallion
#6: Sean Paul Lockhart in Truth
#5: Ewan McGregor in Velvet Goldmine
#4: Adam DeVine in Game Over, Man!
#3: Robert Ri’chard in Harlem
#2: Viggo Mortensen in Eastern Promises
#1: Wei Kai Huang in Apostles
Watch all the scenes in full right here.
Adam DeVine wears long socks in this scene because he’s covering up some pretty gnarly scars from being hit by a cement truck as a kid.
2,3, and 9 are my favorites
Would love to get a whiff of all these beautiful taints!
4,7,8 the best
What is a “taint?”
We literally explain it in the intro (I know, the images are distracting!).