After trying to get out of his community service punishment for cocaine possession, Boy George was told Monday that he would have to serve the time or go to jail. Though he joked that he would probably end up “teaching basketball in Harlem,” George will actually be working for the Department of Sanitation, which somehow seems perfect to me. I hope he wears a funny hat.
Boy George picks through the trash
I had personally forgotten all about Boy George’s community service sentence for being caught with a house full’o’coke, but New York City did not forget. He started early this morning sweeping the streets of lower Manhattan, but he was greeted by a cr…
Afternoon Clean Up: At least you could flush this Star Jones down the toilet
• I always thought of Star Jones as more of a Shar-Pei than a fish, but this certainly works. [Gallery of the Absurd] • At least we know what Rosie O’Donnell thinks that Star Jones is most certainly not:…
Boy George Is Outta Luck: Sued Over Canceled Party Appearance
Earlier this week we told you about Boy George striking a deal with prosecutors over cocaine possession charges. Rather than serve jail time, he’d serve the community. (He’s picking up trash, we’ve since learned.) But George’s string of bad…
But will he paint his chin black to pretty up before collecting garbage? That’s my question.