!! Britney Spears should retire !!

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I just watched Britney Spears open the MTV Video Music Awards, and I’m sad to announce that she has given away her last shred of dignity. Just because a bikini is sparkly does not make it appropriate attire for the stage (before you argue with me, look at the above photo).
And why did she look so confused? Lip-synching is supposed to free your mind to concentrate on other aspects of your performance, but Brit was wandering around looking completely lost in a sea of twenty back-up dancers.
There was no fire, no performance, and that move where she stuck her belly out and sucked it back in was straight up not flattering. She looked like a washed-up stripper.
I honestly think Britney should give it up. She’s over the hill at 25.

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28 Comments on "Britney Spears should retire"

  1. “You are TOTALLY wrong about that. MTV or the hotel hd NOTHING to do with it. Chris pulled the act because the slut Britney refused to put down her cocktain and rehearse. Angel’s reputation was at stake here, and he did the wise thing.”
    ok how the fuck is britney a slut plz tell me!! Cuz of the way she dress. Let me tell you somthin a slut is a women who been with to many men who got girlfriends. she aint never done nothing like that.
    so get it the fuck straight homie!!

  2. “Whos fault for this lackluster performance? MTV, they refused to let Brit to have Chris Angel on the stage doing his magic… which is to make Brit disappears and appears on stage and Angel was thinking about having Brit floating in the air. The would have kicked ass if MTV allows these magic tricks happened on stage.”
    You are TOTALLY wrong about that. MTV or the hotel hd NOTHING to do with it. Chris pulled the act because the slut Britney refused to put down her cocktain and rehearse. Angel’s reputation was at stake here, and he did the wise thing.

  3. ok you know what fuck all you haters britney ROCKS!!!!! leave the girl alone she didnt do nothing to you
    so FUCK OFF!!!

  4. Britney will be fine!
    I am not dilusional…I know the performance bombed.
    However there is no single artist ever that hasnt had at leats one bad performance.
    PLUS
    her new music rocks and she will do great.
    There will always be haters, but there will always be Britney too!!!

  5. I was never the one that just went ga-ga over Britney like most gay boys… Some songs were cool, some not. But c’mon, what’s with all the venom? Is the photo above really that horrible? Most girls look a LOT worse on the beach in their bikinis. That’s an at least somewhat athletic body still. And if the rumor about MTV forcing her to perform a different song was true, that’d be even more of a reason not to dump on her.
    On a side note, I like Sarah Silverman a lot less now. Lisa Lampanelli is classy compared to her.

  6. Wow, why was it such a surprise that her big “Come Back” failed miserably since she never had any “real” talent to begin with (ask yourself why she lipsyncs at her own concerts if she’s such a great “Singer”). Though I guess she could bust a move on the dance floor better than the average white trash floozy. I’ll give her that.

  7. I’m sorry Britney but he’s right. I still love you though 🙁

  8. I have been a die hard Britney fan from day one. Yes, I was disapointed in the performance but she is still throwing music out there that will make people bump. She has done so and will continue to do so. Just imagine how hard it has been since she got married. America’s anger has been focused on one woman. No president, no terrorist, no child molester. Britney. For the past 5 years. From the beginning and to this day constant scrutiny. Try going to the supermarket with 30 people crowding you with quiestions and cameras. I love her and will always have my highest hopes that she will be rid of all the negativity that surrounds her and become the icon she has established herself as and much much more.

  9. Britney Who??? Is that the singer who is the pillar of the Sanctity of marriage….LMAO… People would forget about her if other people would quit “promoting” her.
    LMAO… The woman should hook her trailer up and move to beautiful downtown Sun Valley Nevada… She’d still be popular there.
    (Sun Valley Nevada is often boasted as being the largest trailer park in the world with the largest vat of meth per capita …. some 20 miles north of Reno).

  10. I was SO rooting for her to be good at the VMAs and start making a comeback… if for no other reason than we gay like an underdog. However…. TRAINWRECK! It was like an accident or catching your parents having sex… you know you shouldn’t be watching but…
    I totally agree with the other poster who said it… Justin Timberlake, wake up!! You’re white!

  11. I am disappointed that Britney didn’t go along with her last minute change of plans very well. She can at least boost up her energy and rock the show. Alicia Keys didn’t do much on stage but she rocked the show. Whos fault for this lackluster performance? MTV, they refused to let Brit to have Chris Angel on the stage doing his magic… which is to make Brit disappears and appears on stage and Angel was thinking about having Brit floating in the air. The would have kicked ass if MTV allows these magic tricks happened on stage. Er. Her performance sucked, but her new songs are fun to listen. She can be the new Cher ::smiles::

  12. What does WHITE act like?

  13. Sure, it may not have been her best performance, but I’m going to give her another chance. She deserves it, with everything she’s been through.

  14. She is a “singer” who never could really sing. THAT was all a scam that people CHOSE to buy into, knowing she lip synched to a studio produced sound that enhanced her weak and mediocre voice. BUT she was a pretty child who could learn dance moves. NOW she is an adult who obviously does not allow anyone into her life who can tell her anything. Where was the person to say, “hey Brit, a big no no to the bikini. OR, “Brit, you are just not ready. Less partying Brit, and more practice.” I’m guessing no one can tell her anything. Reminds me of Bush, in her own way. And from arrogance often comes disaster.

  15. haha what i found the best part to be was like the three seconds she wasn’t even singing along with the music. Also, i didnt even know that was her real body. i thought it was some kind of stretch material giving the illusion of not having stretch marks.

  16. You guys are treating this girl as if she were an influencial musician…she has never been more than a pop-tart for 12 year olds…why do gay guys continually fall for and support such crap music?! One more thing … Justin, you’re WHITE, act like it. JEEEEEZ!

  17. It’s the popular thing to hate on Britney. I’m sorry. I hate the fact that everybody loves to pile up on her. We love to lift people up only to bring them crashing down. Nobody could ever stand up to that pressure.
    It wasn’t a great performance, but she certainly doesn’t deserve the bile that’s being thrown her way. Perhaps it’s a signal her career is over, but we shouldn’t be lynching her for it. Just don’t buy the fucking album. Okay?

  18. I was embarrassed for her. That was the worst performace I have ever seen. I really loved you in the past but Britney I really think it is the end for you. You looked horrible, the song was horrible, and the lip synching I think you were to lazy to do. Sorry girl. I loved you, but the time has come for you to give it up.

  19. Jeremy Tumbleson | September 10, 2007 at 1:52 am | Reply

    Ok people. britney actually refused to preform because of Sarah silverman’s skit making fun of her kids, and MTV forced her preform. I beleive that explains alot. Check out TMZ.com for info.
    suck on that bitches.

  20. i too was disappointed in the performance or lack there of.

  21. Ok, so her performance wasn’t that great. But hey, at least she’s headed in the right direction with making music. And her song is like-able.
    I think she was just way nervous. I mean she has been away for over 4 years.

  22. I just watched it as well…and im am sad to say that i agree with you…that was the saddest thing i have ever seen….poor britney…i “was” rooting for her…but…no good

  23. She is a Loser sorry

  24. Absolutely correct. She looked horrible and the people in the audience were embarrassed for her. Time to call it quits, Brit.

  25. holy crap wtf was that? is she trying to make her routine easy so it can be copied by drag queens around the world…good lord…the looks on the crowds faces were priceless…and silverman’s comments were hilarious even if the crowd was way too stiff…in my opinion timberland needs to get back to the studio that show was an entire mess.. i just had to stop watching

  26. awww, i agree. that hurt to watch.
    i was hoping she would do something. i liked how she gave up lip synching at the end.

  27. she is not ready to wear an outfit like that, she was completely nervous and unsure about herself, she forgot her choreo… it was a hot mess! all that build up for nothin. her album better be hot!!!

  28. Yes I agree that was awlful it was nothing but a trick to get everyone to tune to see if Miss B would sink or swim. Let it go B its over!!!!

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