OMG, huge package: Michael Ballack
According to the folks at Queerclick (link NSFW), soccer stud Michael Ballack has the “biggest bulge in soccer,” and I believe them because I know…
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Ashton gets examined
Mario Testino photographed Ashton Kutcher for the latest issue of V Man magazine. It’s a futuristic theme, with some robot concept dreamed up by the…
OMG he’s posing nude: Michael Musto
MICHAEL MUSTO has posed in a stunning homage to an homage. He posed as Lindsay Lohan posing as Marilyn Monroe for her last sitting. See…
OMG how progressive: Tilda Swinton
It’s like a non-misogynistic Big Love. The fascinating Tilda Swinton, 49, showed up at the BAFTAs this past weekend with 29 year-old German artist Sandro…
OMG Dolly’s boobs go on strike
Dolly Parton had to cancel her upcoming tour on doctor’s orders. Apparently her boobies are making her back hurt and she has been ordered to…
OMG she’s gigantic: J-Lo
Jennifer Lopez is pregnant with twins, but that doesn’t explain why she looks like Ursula. Girlfriend should be at home in bed, not out walking…
Whatever happened to Paula Poundstone?
I’ll tell you what happened to her – she went nucking futs. Last night I was trying to think of someone a middle-aged woman might…