Sean Connery could never! “Meat Haute couture” is here and Etsy-seller Brief Jerky is hawking what u need. It’s the edible fruit rollup undies, but for carnivores. Smokey balls and a little bejazzle for flair! Check out more of these iconic duds after jump! They can be yours for just 300 gay dollars!
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This is the dumbest thing I’ve seen today.
HE….HAS A TINY “BEEF JERKY”
Okay who exhumed the troll!
Lots of mens’ junk smells like old smoked meat anyway.
Here, “chew on this” takes on a whole new connotation with this new underwear! I don’t know if I want my Junk smelling like some old smoked meat—