!! Food !!

!! OMG, this woman made a Jason Derulo life-size cake !!

@lara_cakeanything

Cakes on Derulo?!?! @jasonderulo #laramason #cakeanything

♬ Acapulco – Jason Derulo

Someone’s got the pannie gushers for Jason Derulo, and her name is baker Lara Mason! Lara spent actual time making a LIFE-SIZE cake of Jason talking on his phone! Pay special attention to how much crotch icing was applied! Check out Lara’s cake journey above!

!! OMG, Hell cometh: Mountain Dew’s Flamin’ Hot Cheeto collab is upon us !!

I fear for all your buttholes! Not to be the bearer of bad news BUT here comes the most unlikely “food collaboration” of 2021: Mountain Dew has teamed up with Flamin’ Hot Cheetos for a flavor combination that blends “the sweet, citrus DEW with a new spicy goodness.”

“As a brand, DEW has a rich history of experimenting with new flavors our fans love. We certainly had them in mind when we developed the FLAMIN’ HOT beverage,” said senior director of marketing at PepsiCo., Matt Nielsten, in a press release. “This is one of our most provocative beverages yet, and we’re excited for DEW Nation to taste the unique blend of spicy and classic sweet citrus flavor of MTN DEW.”

This can from Satan’s culdron will be available August 31 at Mountain Dew’s virtual Dew Store, while supplies last. BLEGH.

!! OMG, Nissin is about to release a Pumpkin Spice flavour of instant noodles in time for fall !!

This sounds either absolutely disgusting to us… or… or… we’ll try anything once, I guess!

“Unlike the original Cup Noodles, this fall-inspired creation is saucy, not soup-based. Made with a special pumpkin seasoning that’s the perfect blend of sweet, savory and spiced, these saucy noodles are ready with just a splash of water and four minutes in the microwave,” a rep for Nissin said in a press release. “For the full pumpkin spice experience, top it with whipped cream for the quickest, tastiest and most outlandish pumpkin spice in-a-cup experience you never knew you needed!”

Nissin’s instant Pumpkin Spice Ramen hit store shelves exclusively at Wal*Mart this October for a limited time. Will you be slurpin’ these this fall, OMG?

!! OMG, don't miss these !!