She’s so much fun! Check out Megan Thee Stallion, coughing back hot sauce and wings while chatting about her career and upcoming new Hot Sauce of her own. Did you know Meg had a horror web series!? We didn’t and we’re gagged.
!! Food !!
Australian artist Phil Ferguson brightens up the world (but not his expression) by crocheting huge food hats and posing cutely in them! Check out some of his creations after the jump!
Someone’s got the pannie gushers for Jason Derulo, and her name is baker Lara Mason! Lara spent actual time making a LIFE-SIZE cake of Jason talking on his phone! Pay special attention to how much crotch icing was applied! Check out Lara’s cake journey above!
I fear for all your buttholes! Not to be the bearer of bad news BUT here comes the most unlikely “food collaboration” of 2021: Mountain Dew has teamed up with Flamin’ Hot Cheetos for a flavor combination that blends “the sweet, citrus DEW with a new spicy goodness.”
“As a brand, DEW has a rich history of experimenting with new flavors our fans love. We certainly had them in mind when we developed the FLAMIN’ HOT beverage,” said senior director of marketing at PepsiCo., Matt Nielsten, in a press release. “This is one of our most provocative beverages yet, and we’re excited for DEW Nation to taste the unique blend of spicy and classic sweet citrus flavor of MTN DEW.”
This can from Satan’s culdron will be available August 31 at Mountain Dew’s virtual Dew Store, while supplies last. BLEGH.
Damn, bitch! Some of these little raddishes had us looking TWICE! Check out a full gallery of some of the sexiest root stems known to man after the (NSFW?) jump! You won’t regret it.
This sounds either absolutely disgusting to us… or… or… we’ll try anything once, I guess!
“Unlike the original Cup Noodles, this fall-inspired creation is saucy, not soup-based. Made with a special pumpkin seasoning that’s the perfect blend of sweet, savory and spiced, these saucy noodles are ready with just a splash of water and four minutes in the microwave,” a rep for Nissin said in a press release. “For the full pumpkin spice experience, top it with whipped cream for the quickest, tastiest and most outlandish pumpkin spice in-a-cup experience you never knew you needed!”
Nissin’s instant Pumpkin Spice Ramen hit store shelves exclusively at Wal*Mart this October for a limited time. Will you be slurpin’ these this fall, OMG?
In the midst of a scandal where you told a story about how your daughter told you why it wasn’t okay to call someone a F*GGOT – why not distract the public’s mindset by eating some SPICY WINGS!? Any PR person will tell you it’s the right choice! Check out Matt‘s (timely?) appearance above!