!! Food !!

!! OMG, Peach Schnapps and Chawchlet Rasburries!? CHER launches Gelato line ‘Cherlato’ !!

This just made summer WAYYY queerer.

“The culmination of a decades-long journey to find the freshest and most amazing ice-creams in the world, Cherlato brings those taste sensations to the streets of LA.
A few years ago, Cher met Giapo and together, the pair brainstormed, taste-tested, experimented and eventually conceived Cherlato – the boldest and coldest gelato creations LA has ever had.

If you like gelato, you’re gonna love Cherlato 🍦🫵👀”

I really hope they have a flavour called WAGON-WHEEL WATUSI. It’s a missed opportunity if they don’t. Aparently the company says they’re working together with local farmers and artisans as well. Check out the official launch Insta-post after the jump!


!! OMG, WATCH: Eva Longoria’s directorial feature debut has a trailer… THE FLAMIN’ HOT Cheetos story !!

Yes, you heard right! Eva Longoria is branching out into directing and her first feature will be the story of FLAMIN HOT CHEETOS! Britney just did a lil spin in her foray at that news.

FLAMIN’ HOT is the inspiring true story of Richard Montañez (Jesse Garcia), the Frito Lay janitor who channeled his Mexican American heritage and upbringing to turn the iconic Flamin’ Hot Cheetos into a snack that disrupted the food industry and became a global pop culture phenomenon

Ooh, we love it when something ‘disrupts the food industry’! Very now. Honestly… we might pay 17 dollars to go see this. Would you? Check out the trailer after the jump!


!! OMG, RIP: The New York $1.00 Pizza Slice is no more! !!

It will now remain a tale from history: The $1 pizza slice has been a known and celebrated part of the New York City food landscape for years, but now, thanks to inflation, its days appear to be numbered as 2 Bros. Pizza has raised the price of its dollar slice to $1.50! BROOOO, c’mon.

College kids who can afford to live in New York City because their parent’s pay their rent, will now have to shell out an extra 50 CENTS per slice.

“Inflation is affecting every single ingredient, every single item we use. Flour, cheese, tomatoes, gloves, paper goods, paper plates, napkins. Everything. Labor is definitely up, as well.”

Check out more on this devastating rude news, hot off the presses after the jump!


!! OMG, there’s new a KFC firelog that smells like FRIED CHICKEN while burning !!

America, the… great? What tickles a Yankee’s heart more than a fried chicken yule log!? According to KFC – not much! They’re marketing a firelog that burns to smell like deep-fried chicken flesh, and just in time for the holiday season. You can get there on Amazon for whoppin’ 30 bucks apparently. Check out another image after the jump!


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