!! OMG, Noem’s House of Cards: Husband allegedly sent $25k to SWers specializing in ‘bimbofication’ !!

There’s a particular kind of political irony that writes itself. This is one of those times.

Kristi Noem built her career, in no small part, on legislating against gender nonconformity. As Governor of South Dakota and later as Secretary of Homeland Security, she signed a “Religious Freedom Restoration Act” allowing discrimination against LGBTQ+ people, banned trans girls from participating in women’s sports, and banned gender-affirming care for trans youth. She also presided over an immigration enforcement apparatus that, critics noted, specifically endangered vulnerable LGBTQ+ migrants.

Meanwhile, at home, her husband Bryon was allegedly messaging sex workers specializing in “bimbofication” — asking them to turn him “into a girl” — and sending over $25,000 to them.

To be clear: there is nothing wrong with gender exploration, cross-dressing, or fetish communities between consenting adults. Everyone, including Bryon Noem, should be free to explore their gender. That’s exactly the point. The freedom Bryon was apparently exercising in private is precisely the freedom his wife spent years trying to legislate out of existence for everyone else.

As writer Charlotte Clymer put it: “I don’t care what Kristi Noem and her husband are doing in their private lives. It’s none of my business what consenting adults do in private. But I do find it very strange that these people believe the private lives of the rest of us are their business while they’re doing this.” Newsweek
That’s the real story here — not the fetish, not the photos, but the staggering gap between the laws Kristi Noem championed and the private reality of her own household. She asked the public to trust her judgment on how other people should live their lives, while her own family was, by her spokesperson’s account, harboring secrets she claims she didn’t even know about.

In a 2022 interview, Kristi Noem described her family as “an open book” and said they were very “transparent.”

Some books, it turns out, have hidden chapters.