Stephen Hawking decided to make the fires of Hell rumble when he told an audience member that in an alternate Universe, that not only are female One Direction fans married to Zayn, BUT he’s also still IN 1D!
A questioner asked: “What do you think is the cosmological effect of Zayn leaving One Direction and consequently breaking the hearts of millions of teenage girls across the world?”
“Finally, a question about something important,” he said.
“My advice to any heartbroken young girl is to pay close attention to the study of theoretical physics. Because one day there may well be proof of multiple universes.”
“It would not be beyond the realms of possibility that somewhere outside of our own universe lies another different universe.”
“And in that universe, Zayn is still in One Direction.”
“This girl may like to know that in another possible universe, she and Zayn are happily married,” Hawking added.
Sassy betch! Hawking needs to realize the ripple effect of what saying something like this does to the world! Let’s talk the butterfly effect, because comments like this are taken very seriously by 1D fans! Check out Hawking manipulating millions of people with his lies, above!
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