Mischa Barton will join the cast of The Hills [lainey]
Suge Knight is OFFICIALLY going to jail for a long time [dlisted]
Fan Bingbing released from prison, makes full tax evasion confession [celebitchy]
Gaga delivers fiery defence of Christine Blasey Fordon Colbert [towleroad]
Garrett Clayton gets buff [gay fleshbot NSFW]
Life-threatening new bacteria found at German sex club KitKatClub [gay popbuzz]
Naked men are being found tied to lamp posts in Mexico [instinct]
Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino of Jersey Shore fame is going to jail [popdust]
Yass, tortoise! Check out the latest in shell fashion [sad and useless]
Who the fuck is that and what the fuck is The Hills? Why the fuck is this even news, much less necessary to post on this site.