While I’m sitting here, too lazy to get up off the couch and make myself Ramen, Superstar bodybuilder is transforming himself into the Incredible Hulk if the Incredible Hulk was the offspring of Arnold Schwarzenegger and a one night stand with Beef Jerky! Check him out after the NSFW jump!
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what a bunch of sick queens, no wonder you never get laid!
Where‘s his full Monty? ‘Cause I ain‘t seeing it.
THIS GUY IS AN ESCORT IN LA! YOU CAN RENT HIM….
Rent him as an escort under what
name…. ? Ph?
He’s like 2/3rds hard.
Is really him?
Idk but FUCKING HOT!!!
Finally. One I’ve been waiting to see
1 word H O T !
Calum Von Moger has everything big!
Guess what they say ’bout steroids ain’t always true…Yummy !
they shrink your balls not your dick.
Finally a full body shot – no question about what belongs to whom. Nice looking guy with nice looking equipment.
teenie tiny balls
Can’t please everybody all the time
Outie is the problem
Get your glasses.
He doesn’t have an outie but, even if he did, you must be a miserable and lonely person to consider that a deal-breaker!
Is it me, or does the end of his peen look glued on ??
Oh MY!
Christmas in July.
Mmmm beef
Oh yeah I would